The Negative

Jenna, time to pee on a stick

Wh-?

I don't wanna know

Come one honey, you've waited long enough

Get to it and do it!

Wh-?

Okay, girls!

Enough!

You know what we mean

I hope you drank enough this morning

Come on, sweetie, it's better to know

We'll be right here with you, so

It's no or it's yes

But either way you gotta take the test

A squat and a squeeze

A prayer and a please

It's nothing

A stick and a line

Just one of 'em, if i'm lucky

A pot and a piss

Here we go sis

And we'll keep our focus on

The negative!

Read the instructions

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English!

Do not insert the test stick into your vagina

Wow

Thank you, Dawn

How'd I ever get myself in this mess?

One drunk night in that stupid red dress

Oh, I love that red dress!

The way it sparkles

It looks like an ice skating outfit

Stay with us, Dawn!

Maybe his machinery is broken somehow

What if his boys don't swim?

I mean, wow!

Miraculous luck!

Yeah, miraculous!

To get away with an unprotected fu-

Funny how one night can ruin you're whole life

Don't go there yet

We don't know what the test says

I'm already panicked!

Just calm down, Godammit!

Maybe it'll all be fine

Maybe there'll be just one line

Come on, negative!

I thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore?

Well, I - he got me drunk

I do stupid things when I drink

Like sleep with my husband

Honey, we've all made that mistake

Focus on the negative!

This will all be alright

It was only one night

Someone send me a sign

One line

One line

That means the test is ready

This is it

Shit!