Dog Song

I don't like you, you don't like me

Thats one thing we both agree

And if I had my way I'd let you go play

In the middle of a busy street

You're just a bastard child of the bitch who ran wild

And I'm the one dealin' with it

I must really love your mom if I'm out here on the lawn

While its raining picking up your shit

I know she loves you

I just don't know why

Watchin' you watchin' tv on my couch

I think I saw the silverline

Well you can't catch a ball and you won't catch a bird

Now I'm just starting to see

If she can love an old stray like you

She can love somebody like me

You're just a waste of space breathing in my face

Every morning in this king size bed

And theres hair on my clothes and when we left you alone

You ripped all the new blinds to shreds

I guess you think it ain't fair I'm the one who has a pair

And I get to use them once in a while

So you chewed up my Valentines teddy bear

And then you did it doggy style

I know she loves you

I just don't know why

Watchin' you watchin' tv on my couch

I think I saw the silverline

Well you can't catch a ball and you won't catch a bird

Now I'm just starting to see

If she can love an old stray like you

She can love somebody like me

Yeah, if she can love an old stray like you

Maybe she can love somebody like me