Seatbelt Alarm Silencer

One, two

One, two

One, two, three, four, five, six

Ads can target me, but they'll miss

My search history's too chaotic

I want things that can't exist

Freedom in the form of an aerosol mist

Proud to cough in every hall of the indoor outlet shopping malls

We don't drink Coke in this family

Spike the baby's milk with Pepsi

What's the talk about animal madness?

Who's to say about animal madness?

I don't know, it sure beats sadness

Don't wanna hear about your animal madness

Three kids died on a trampoline

But it made for a hell of a video

This chip burns a hole in your gut

That's the only reason we bought it

Every time the gas price goes up

Wish I could burn it faster

Call it a death drive, but that ain't fair

"Drive" implies I'm going somewhere

What's the talk about animal madness?

Who's to say about animal madness?

Taught myself not to recognize sadness

Don't wanna hear about your animal madness

What's the talk about animal madness?

Who's to say about animal madness?

Taught myself not to recognize sadness

Don't wanna hear about your animal madness, ooh

No car tells me what to do

Ooh, ah

Loud beeps unless I click into

This seatbelt alarm silencer

Little plastic junk

You can click right in

Release my body

Give the wheel a spin

Freedom of choice

Now don't you know to become a human torpedo