Revenge Party

Now you know, Cady, Regina George is not your friend

We're your friends, and we're gonna make her pay

You know what friends do? They got your back

And they are fun to be around (whoa, whoa, whoa)

When someone hurts you, then they attack

And grind your foe into the ground (whoa, whoa, whoa)

Imagine a party with dresses and cake

And singing and dancing and cake

And there's a magic act that saws Regina in half

And this time it will take

Now, that's a party

A revenge party, a party that ends

With somebody's head on a spike (whoa, whoa)

It's a revenge party with your two best friends

It's like a party with revenge is what it's like

For this to work, you're gonna have to pretend like you still like them

Can you do it? (Yes, hey, girl)

Hey, Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron

But he just wanted her back, and that's not Regina's fault

I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys

Aw, of course!

It's a revenge party, a party that ends

With entrails all over the lawn

It's a revenge party with your two best friends

And I end up with Aaron when she's gone (yes, Cady)

I end up with Aaron when she's gone

What's Regina doing? What's Regina wearing?

Is she dating Aaron? Regina, Regina

She has everything, she gets everything

Regina! Regina! Regina!

Next, we take away Regina's only achievement

Being a hot person

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What is that? (Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting)

I just use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight

I need to lose three pounds

Bring me a whole box

A revenge party, a party that ends

With somebody crushed and alone, and ugly crying

A revenge party with your two best friends

It's like a party with revenge, it's what we're throwin'

What's Regina eating? God, look at her figure

Did her boobs get bigger? Regina, Regina

She has everything, she gets everything

Regina! Regina! Regina!

We gotta go harder, if we make Gretchen Wieners think

Regina is mad at her- (I won't do that, Gretchen is fragile)

Exactly, and if we crack her open, she'll spill something we can use

Shh, here she comes

Stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back

Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

Your hair looks sexy pushed back (uh, thanks, see you in Calc')

At every party, there might be a low

Where the energy dips (whoa, whoa, whoa)

You might be thinkin', "It's late, we should go"

And they ran out of chips (no, no, no)

I can't even watch when she touches his hair

And I've watched a snake eat a cow

Regina needs to be toppled, sorry, Gretchen, I swear

We'll get our party now

One candy cane, please

A revenge party, a party that ends

With lions in a Roman arena

She has everything, she gets everything

Regina! Regina! Regina!

Ho, ho, ho, Candy Cane Gram for Shane Oman (she has everything)

And one for Caddy Heron (she gets everything)

Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco (Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco)

And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye

Who sent that? (Aw, it's from-, Regina! Regina! Regina!)

"Thanks for being a such a great best friend"

I mean, cute, I mean, gimme it

I mean, okay

Well, if you and Regina are best friends now

You can be in charge of keeping all her secrets, for example

She bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you

'Cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them

And she's not really blonde, her natural color is dark blonde

Also, she totally cheats on Aaron

Every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep, but really

She's hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion's Costume

She makes him wear the costume?

No! They're both in the costume

And I never told anyone because I am

Such a good friend

It's a revenge party, a party that ends

With somebody's head on a spike

A revenge party (she gets everything)

With your two best friends (she gets everything)

It's like a party with revenge (she gets everything) is what it's like

A party with revenge is what it's like (Regina! Regina!)

A party with revenge is what it's like (Regina! Regina!)

A party with revenge

Is what it's like