Best Man Wins

He ain't from where we come from

We may talk slow, but we ain't dumb

He thinks we're all just country hicks

He double-dared these derelicts

Yee-haw! (Yee-haw!)

Even a wolf in sheep's disguise

Won't pull the wool over our eyes

He's a dry martini sipper

But we hold our women like we hold our liquor

He may have fixed the corn

But he ain't foolin' us

It's time to pay the fiddler, hey

Enough is enough

Woo!

Hee-haw, hee-haw

There's two roosters

Just one hen

Hee-haw, hee-haw

It's a fight to the finish

May the best man win!

Hee-haw, hee-haw

There's two pigs

Just one pen

Hee-haw, hee-haw

It's a fight to the finish

May the best man win!

Yeah

But y'all seen him

He's got style and he's got slick

But you've got heart and you've got grit

He's got secrets, mystery

But you've got all this history

You ain't gonna let her go

No, not without a fight (you gotta fight!)

It's time to let the moon shine

Shed a little light

Hee-haw, hee-haw

There's two lions

Just one den

Hee-haw, hee-haw

There's two roosters

Just one hen

Hee-haw, hee-haw

There's two bottles

Just one spin

Hee-haw, hee-haw

It's a fight to the finish

May the best man win

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Milk that cow!

Milk that cow!

Milk that cow!

Milk that cow!

Pork that pig!

Goose the goose!

Roly poly!

Woo!

Ain't gonna let her go

Ain't gonna let her go

Ain't gonna let her go without a fight

Ain't gonna let him take

Ain't gonna let him take

Ain't gonna let him take me girl tonight

Ain't gonna let him break

Ain't gonna let him break

Ain't gonna let him break the ties that bind

It's time to let the moon

It's time to let the moon shine

Woo!

Hee-haw, hee-haw

There's two triggers

Just one gun

Hee-haw, hee-haw

There's two hot dogs

Just one bun

Hee-haw, hee-haw

There's two whiskeys

Just one glass

Hee-haw, hee-haw

There's two horses

And just one ass

Hee-haw, hee-haw

It's a fight to the finish

May the best man win!