Two of a Kind

It's hard to describe my feelings

But I'll try

He's gonna try

It's hard to express my - wonder!

He's wondering "Why?"

She's really so wonderful, so --

Short?

No - petite

Yet so complete

Now ain't he sweet?

We're two of a kind

A perfect pair

A knockout in the ring

We're two of a kind

Why should we care

If we don't own a thing?

She's a one-two punch

He's a catered lunch

She's a melon on the rind

He's one of the good guys

And we're two of a kind

Show 'em your muscles

Nah

Show 'em your muscles!

Huh!

Oooh!

It's hard to express how happy

I feel inside

She feels inside!

But he'll be my sugar pappy -

Sweetheart?

My buttered bride!

He's really so wonderful, so --

Brute?

No - astute

He makes me toot

If that ain't cute

We're two of a kind

A perfect match

A couple through and through

We're two of a kind

The catcher

The catch

A fairy tale come true

He's a motor car

She's an oyster bar

Just the way that God designed

She's two feet below me

But we're two of a kind

Why look for substitutions

You'll never find?

We're happy together

Being just two of a kind

One -

Two -

I love you!