Your Fault

But it isn't my fault

I was given those beans!

You persuaded me to trade away

My cow for beans!

And without those beans

There'd have been no stalk

To get up to the Giants in the first place!

Wait a minute, magic beans

For a cow so old

That you had to tell a lie to sell it

Which you told!

Were they worthless beans?

Were they oversold?

Oh, and tell us who persuaded you

To steal that gold

See, it's your fault

No!

Yes, it's you fault

No!

Yes, it is!

It's not!

It's true

Wait a minute!

Though I only stole the gold

To get my cow back from you!

So it's your fault!

Yes!

No, it isn't!

I'd have kept those beans

But our house was cursed

She made us get the cow to get

The curse reversed!

It's his father's fault

That the curse got placed

And the place got cursed

In the first place!

Oh

Then it's his fault!

So

It was his fault

No

Yes, it is

It's his

I guess

Wait a minute, though

I chopped down the beanstalk

Right? That's clear

But without any beanstalk

Then what's queer

Is how did the second Giant get down here

In the first place?

Second place?

Yes!

How?

Hmmm

Well, who had the other bean?

The other bean?

The other bean?

You pocketed the other bean

I didn't!

Yes I did

So it's your fault!

No, it isn't

'Cause I gave it to my wife!

So it's her fault!

No, it isn't!

Then whose is it?

Wait a minute!

She exchanged that bean

To obtain your shoe

So the one who knows what happened

To that bean is you!

You mean that old bean

That your wife-? Oh, dear

But I never knew

And so I threw

Well, don't look here!

So it's your fault!

But

See, it's her fault

But

And it isn't mine at all!

But what?

Well, if you hadn't gone

Back up again

We were needy

You were greedy!

Did you need that hen?

But I got it for my Mother!

So it's her fault then!

Yes, and what about the harp

In the third place?

The harp - yes!

She went and dared me to!

I dared you to?

You dared me to!

She said that I was scared (Me?)

So she dared me!

No, I didn't!

So it's your fault!

Wait a minute!

If you hadn't dared him to

And you had left the harp alone

We wouldn't be in trouble (Well, if you hadn't thrown away)

In the first place! (the bean)

(In the first place)

Well, if she hadn't raised them in the first place! (It was your fault!)

Yes, if you hadn't raised them in the first place! (Right! It's you raised them in the first place!)

It's you fault!

You're responsible!

You're the one to blame!

It's your fault!