Meet The Plastics

Woah, who's at that table over there?

Don't look at them, just don't

We call those three 'The Plastics'

They're shiny, fake, and hard

They play their little mind games

All around the schoolyard

They might insult your clothing

Or make fun of your name

Like they mocked Jen Morecock

'Til she burst into flame

And Ms. Morecock was a teacher

Regina George is the queen bee

She's always dressed up

She always wins Spring Fling Queen

We're just drones who work for her

Then die

My name is Regina George

And I am a massive deal

Fear me, love me

Stand and stare at me

And these, these are real

I've got money and looks

I am, like, drunk with power

This whole school

Humps my leg like a Chihuahua

I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen

I never weigh more than 115

My name is Regina George

And I am a massive deal

I don't care who you are

I don't care how you feel

That's Gretchen Wieners

She knows everything about everybody

That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

Yes, Regina

No, Regina

Every waking hour

I spend making sure Regina

George can stay in power

If Regina is the sun

Then I'm a disco ball

'Cause I'm just as bright and fun

If you've had alcohol

I worm your secrets out of you

And bring them to my master

And then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster

Disaster!

Regina is the queen

But I'm the head of worker bees

As I am seated at her right hand

Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

That is Karen Smith

The dumbest person you will ever meet

I once saw her put a "D" in the word "orange"

My name is Karen

My hair is shiny

My teeth are perfect

My skirt is tiny

It barely covers my perky heinie

My name is Karen

I may not be smart

That's it

Right

We never really do this

But how'd you like to

Have lunch with us this week?

Oh, it's okay, I-

No, no need for you to thank us

But-

There's no need to even speak

You're new and you don't know things

You need good friends who can tell you what to think

See you here same time tomorrow

On Wednesdays we wear pink

On Wednesdays we wear pink

Yes, Regina (my name is Karen)

No, Regina

Every waking hour (here's where you belong)

I spend making sure Regina (my hair is shiny)

George can stay in power (here's where you belong)

If Regina is the sun (my teeth are perfect)

Then I'm a disco ball (my skirt is tiny)

'Cause I'm just as bright and fun (here's where you belong)

If you've had alcohol

Wear something nice and grab a tray

'Cause we don't do this everyday

Say here's where you belong

Say here's where you belong

No, really, say it

Say here's where you belong

Come sit with us tomorrow

It'll be fetch