I Shall Scream!

No, you wouldn't, heigh-ho

If I wanted something special

Then you couldn't say, "No"

Did I nearly catch you smiling?

Yes, I did, and it's beguiling

If your hand is close, I'll press it

Yes, you like it, come confess it!

Yes, you do

No, I don't

Yes, you do!

I shall scream! I shall scream!

'Til they hasten to my rescue, I shall scream!

Since there's nobody that's near us

Who could see us, or could hear us?

If I ask you, "Can I kiss you?"

Say what will my pretty miss do?

I shall scream, scream, scream!

If I pinch you one pinch

From your shy protective shell

Can I un-inch you one inch?

Will my blinthesome, buxum beauty

Let her suitor do his duty?

Thou his lap ain't very large, dear

Sit upon it, there's no charge, dear

Will you sit?

No, I shan't!

Oh, will you sit?

I shall scream! I shall scream!

For the safety of my virtue, I shall scream!

Thou' your knee is rather cozy

See my cheeks are getting rosy

You would have me in your power

If I sat here for an hour

I shall scream, scream, scream!

You're a naughty, bad man

If you think I can't be proper

Prim and haughty, I can

And you'll pardon if I mention

You must state your true intention

Is there not another room here?

No!

If there were a bride and groom here, would there be?

Well, there might

We shall see

I shall scream! I shall scream!

At the thought of what you're thinking, I shall scream!

You will wonder where the scream went

When we come to an agreement

As my lovey-dovey is chubby

Could she love a chubby hubby?

I shall scream, Mr. Bumble!

I shall scream, Bumble-Wumble!

I shall scream, scream, scream!