Jack Jones

Friday and you're frisky

Budgeting a fifty

Looking for the tunes and lager

♪

Moving to the tempo

Hoping a crescendo

Raises up a huge non-starter

♪

And the boys go blah, blah, blah

And the girls don't look too keen

Don't the dance floor look so sweet?

And the girls "ooh la la la"

'Cause the boys make drinks so cheap

So you watch them move and creep

Dead slow

Conversation lacking in a backbone

Too stoned

Standing in the corner on your Jack Jones

Waah, waah, waah, waah

♪

Staring at your phone, yeah

Brinking on a coma

Thinking that the door's appealing

♪

Waiting like a weirdo

Hopin' that a hero

Gives you something to believe in

And the boys go blah, blah, blah

And the girls don't look too keen

Don't the dance floor look so sweet?

And the girls "ooh la la la"

'Cause the boys made drinks so cheap

So you watch them move and creep

Dead slow

Conversation lacking in a backbone

Too stoned

Standing in the corner on your Jack Jones

Waah, waah, waah, waah

Waah, waah, waah, waah

Waah, waah, waah, waah...

And the boys go blah, blah, blah

And the girls don't look too keen

Don't the dance floor look so sweet?

And the girls "ooh la la la"

'Cause the boys made drinks so cheap

So you watch them move and creep

And the light's up at the bar

So you spill out to the street

Where you watch them fight and weep

And you look out from afar

As the pantomime repeats

The circus never sleeps!

Dead

Slow

Conversation lacking in a backbone

Too stoned

Standing in the corner on your Jack Jones

Waah, waah, waah, waah

Waah, waah, waah, waah

Waah, waah, waah, waah...