Hot Dog Hooker

He said, "Hey there, hoochie (Hoochie)

I've seen you walkin' your poochie (Poochie)"

Two questions, "What's his name?"

And "Can I catch a peek of your boobies?"

I said, "Hey there, mister

You used to fuck with my sister

Yeah, Kiki is her name

And you paid money once just to kiss her"

I was just headed down The Wawa (The Wawa)

For some hundreds and a sub (A little provolone)

I know it's only half a mile to walk there

But you've got room up in the front, ooh

Hot Dog Hooker

I know I'm not much of a looker

But I'm your Hot Dog Hooker

Just walkin' down the street

Yeah, I'm a Hot Dog Hooker

Got weenies up in the cooker

I'm a Hot Dog Hooker

Just let me be your freaky prostitute

(Hot Dog Hooker)

(Your freaky prostitute)

(Huh-uh)

She said, "Hey there, hussie

I know you're makin' that money (Ah)

But me and my kids are hungry

Could you whip us up somethin' yummy?" (So yummy)

I said, "Hey there, bitchy (Hi)

I'm off to have me a quickie (Slut)

But I'll be back in, like, ten

So could you maybe wait until then?" (Maybe wait until then)

'Cause there's this guy parked right beside me (Parked right beside me)

He said he might have forty bucks (I've got twenties, baby)

If I let him slide up inside me (Come into me, baby)

And fuckin' rearrange my guts, ooh

Hot Dog Hooker

I know I'm not much of a looker

But I'm your Hot Dog Hooker

Just walkin' down the street

Yeah, I'm a Hot Dog Hooker

Got weenies up in the cooker

I'm a Hot Dog Hooker

Just let me be your freaky prostitute

(Hot Dog Hooker)

(Your freaky prostitute)

(Huh-uh)

Ooh, oh

I know I'm just a Hot Dog Hooker (Oh)

But, baby, I could be your girl (I could be your girl)

Oh yeah

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

Hot Dog Hooker

I know I'm not much of a looker

But I'm your Hot Dog Hooker

Just walkin' down the street

Yeah, I'm a Hot Dog Hooker

Got weenies up in the cooker

I'm a Hot Dog Hooker

Just let me be your freaky prostitute

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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I'm a—

I'm a—

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Just let me be your freaky prostitute