Beer Ain't Gonna Drink Itself

I've been working like a dog

And my collar is blue

Got everybody tellin' me what I need to do

But I got a boat I need to float

And some catfish to catch

And some smokey ol' jukebox buttons to press

But I'm sitting here sober

It's a quarter past two

And I got some catch a buzz catchin up to do

Them ice cubes in the cooler

Ain't gon' last all day

Neither is the sun in the sky

I got some Waylon, Hank, Haggard

And some Skynyrd to play

And it's time to let that Freebird fly

If a good time's what I'm after

Y'all it starts right here

On longneck number 1 of 12

And I reckon that I better get my ass in gear

That beer ain't gonna drink itself

Later on I'll do a shot or two with some sweet honey

Tip that country band a little too much money

Burn that mother up until they shut it down

But that ain't gonna happen 'less I crack one now

Them ice cubes in the cooler

Ain't gon' last all day

Neither is the sun in the sky

I got some Waylon, Hank, Haggard

And some Skynyrd to play

And it's time to let that Freebird fly

If a good time's what I'm after

Y'all it starts right here

On longneck number 1 of 12

And I reckon that I better get my ass in gear

That beer ain't gonna drink itself

Yeah I better get to work

Get right down to business

What good is a koozie with a hot beer in it

Them ice cubes in the cooler

Ain't gon' last all day

Neither is the sun in the sky

I got some Waylon, Hank and Haggard

And some Skynyrd to play

And it's time to let that Freebird fly

If a good time's what I'm after

Y'all it starts right here

On longneck number 1 of 12

And I reckon that I better get my ass in gear

That beer ain't gonna drink itself