Freak Train

Go ahead, tell me "Hello" or "Fuck you"

Whatever introduction suits you

I ain't trying to fight

I'm just trying to ride this train and make it home tonight

Hey, I don't care if you care

Or if you're trying to break my nose

Or just stand around

Stare me down and cough

Where the hell do you get off, anyway?

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Freak train

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Well, there's people out there who tell you lies

They get off on giving wrong directions

Well, fabrication's my best friend

But I ain't never been so insulted in my whole life

Riding on the freak train

Train, train, train

Riding on the freak train

Train, train, train

Riding on the freak train

Train, train, train

Riding on the freak train, yeah

Well, there's a whole new story there

Well, there's a whole new story there

Well, there's a whole new story there

Let it hang out like you just don't care

And drag it everywhere

Whoo!

♪

One day, I'm going to get enough dough

To get me where I want to go comfortably

They say Acela rides a little faster

But, uh, for now, it's freaks and how and "Whoa, get off me!"

'Cause a man with hands for every finger

Claiming he's a folk singer

And he's raring to bite his nails

Think I'd rather ride the rails

Riding on the freak train

Train, train, train

Riding on the freak train

Train, train, train

Riding on the freak train

Train, train, train

Riding on the freak train, yeah

Well, there's a whole new story there

Well, there's a whole new story there

Well, there's a whole new story there

Let it hang out like you just don't care

And drag it everywhere

Whoo!

♪

Well, there's people out there who tell you lies

They get off on giving wrong directions

Well, fabrication's my best friend

But I ain't never been so insulted in my whole life

Shit!

Riding on the freak train

Train, train, train

Riding on the freak train

Train, train, train

Riding on the freak train

Train, train, train

Riding on the freak train, yeah

Well, there's a whole new story there

Well, there's a whole new story there

Well, there's a whole new story there

Let it hang out like you just don't care

And drag it everywhere

Whoo!