Coming Up $hort

(Bitch!) Bitches keep comin' up $hort

Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)

Comin' up $hort

Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)

Bitches keep comin' up $hort

When they fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)

Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)

Now fuck around and get a five-finger hand plant

Straight across your face to make sure all you bitches understand it

That I'm a pimp-mack-player-ass nigga, not a gentleman

Ain't gonna be no sucker-ass swindlin'

I know ya starving bitch what you gon' eat?

Just because I picked you up, I guess you waitin' on me

It ain't goin' be that, you shoulda ate or brought'cha ass a plate

'Cause on this date, we just fuckin' 'til it's late

I ain't Romeo, Prince Charming or a knight in shining armour

I'm only out to fuck a bitch, fuck tryin' to charm her

I treat a fine ass bitch like dirt

No money in her purse, a fuck is all it's worth

Lookin' hella good in the club like a ho

Bitch, you need to go find a nigga to buy some mo' drinks

At the bar, fill you up with Long Islands

While I be all in your face tryin' to fuck smilin'

'Cause $hort Dawg'll never cater to you hoes

And if you ain't fuckin', I say "Later" to you hoes

So if you bitches gotta plot

You better get gonna get shot fuckin' with Short Dawg

Bitches keep comin' up $hort

Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)

Bitches keep comin' up $hort

Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)

Bitches be like rabbits wantin' diamonds and carats

See my car, see my house, and they think I'ma share it

I ain't never been a mark bitch, you too bossy

Wanna drive my car closed-up, that's when you lost me

I tell a bitch real quick, I ain't no Tootsie Roll

All you good fo' is some head and some pussy, ho!

And if the pussy and the head tight, we fuckin' twice

'Cause $hort Dawg ain't nuttin' nice

Bitch jumped in the car, asks me where we goin'?

I'm Shorty the Pimp, bitch, you goin' hoin'

Fucked in the car with my pants and my jacket on

Raised up out the pussy, now I'm in the traffic

Now pussy still wet, got my dick in her hand

Lickin' all around it, rollin' through the flat lands

Stickin' to my script, never pussy-whipped

Seein' niggas with them bitches I done tossed and pimped

I use to break hoes for Scrilla when I was down now

I'm makin' bank rolls for real-a and rockin' town bitches

Livin' large for a night, turn back into pumpkins

When I'm through fuckin', bitches leavin' with nothin'

Bitches keep comin' up $hort

Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)

Too-Too $hort, Too $hort (hoes can't fuck with me)

(Bitch!) Too $hort

Now break it down to the beat one time!

Ol' school, tell ya lil' somethin' about Shorty

I'm the East Oakland player, lovers are mooshy

I fuck a different ho a day and leave rubbers in pussy

Bitches keep lookin' for some Too $hort nut

Squeezin' on a rubber tryin' ta pull it off and make it bust

Bitch might lose her mind if I raw-dick her

Get pregnant, move her in and make Ma and Pa richer

No more player, no Shorty the Pimp

I get paid, give her the check and get 40 percent

All the homies talkin' bad, head down, walkin' sad

Got the broad livin' with me, baby sayin' "Dad!"

Sex played out and ol' Shorty's bored, getting fat!

Then my bitch turn into a rat

I could try to mack again, but the bitches won't want me

'Cause I'm all washed up, broke, fat and funky

$hort Dawg is through, people call me Todd Shaw

All the rappers who was fake on the mic, got raw

Ugly hoes playin' hard-to-get, sold all my cars

Now I ride the bus and shit

I had a '94 Lexus, Rolexes

I sold it all, now I can't afford breakfast

I lost everything I worked to be

Never thought I'd be a trick, payin' hoes to serve me

Shit! Snap back came out of my dream

Shit can really happen, if you know what I mean?

But fuck a wife biatch, stay away

Don't wanna own a pussy, keep the babies on lay-away

Bitch thought I raw dicked, said it was mine

She didn't know I fucked her with a dildo the whole time

Star-struck bitch seein' dollar signs, she think the wad is fine

Playin' games so I taught her mine

Tryin' to play a player, got caught in a trap

Learnt a lesson from the game that I taught in my rap

Bitches keep comin' up $hort

Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)

Bitches keep comin' up $hort

Fuckin' with Too $hort, Too $hort (bitch!)