Something in the Water

I was a boy, I was a good little boy

A very good boy when I was ten

Well, I was quiet as a mouse at my grandma's house

It was just me and a friend

He said, "Take a big drink up above the sink"

There was a bottle on the very top shelf

I took a big chug-a-lug then I hit the rug

And he left me there by myself

Whoa-oh-oh, my mind's moving kinda slow

There must be, there must be something in the water

Whoa-oh-oh, this thing follows me wherever I go

There must be, there must be something in the water

I was a boy, I was a very good boy

A very good boy at 17

I saw a sight under the main streetlight

She was the cutest thing I ever seen

Every time I tried to throw her a line

Well, my knees they just got weak

And I was passed a cup and I drank it up

And I was faced down on the street

Whoa-oh-oh, these thing follows me wherever I go

It must be, it must be something in the water

Whoa-oh-oh, my mind's moving kinda slow

There must be, there must be something in the water

There must be

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Well, I'm older now and I don't know how

But ten years they gone and came

But my wife, she left, and what's left of my life's

Just a spinnin' down the drain

But I still got my buddies and I still got my pals

And I still got my buddies and I still got my pals

Whoa-oh-oh, my mind's moving kinda slow

There must be, there must be something in the water

Whoa-oh-oh, this thing follows me wherever I go

It must be, it must be something in the water

I said there must be, there must be something in the water

And it sure tastes good

'Cause I used to be able to sing this song

And it used to sound good to me