You Signed a Contract

Don't deal with the devil

A lesson that I learned well when I meddled

Made a bet and now it's settled

Say farewell to Elder Kettle

I'm on an adventure, indentured

Fetching debts from sketchy characters

I'm a kitchen dish that can dish it out

Quick, tip me over and pour me out

I'm short and stout and I'm rockin' out

And I'm knockin' out with my pinky out

And I'm counting down, but don't count me out

When you pick me up, you won't put me down

Got the whole toon town on lock down

And the list goes like this, oh

Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot

Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon

Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms

Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack

Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great

Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks

Phantom Express, Cala Maria

Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles

Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard

You signed a contract!

My name is Cuphead

Fragile, empty-headed, artful-dodger

Tricked by easy riches

Now I'm picking fights with monsters

Twenty times my size (oh snap!)

I'm sorry that I bet it all

I'm sorry that I have to hurt you

We both signed the dotted line

Now it's your soul or mine!

At midnight the clock will chime

Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot

Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon

Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms

Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack

Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great

Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks

Phantom Express, Cala Maria

Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles

Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard

You signed a contract!

Face to face with every loss I take

I learn the way the bosses change

But hey, two can play at this game

Uh-huh, multiplayer aeroplanes

Oh brother, where art thou? (Mugman!)

I'm sorry that I bet it all

I'm sorry that I roped you into this

We co-signed the dotted line

Now it's your soul and mine

Sing the chorus one more time

Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot

Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon

Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms

Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack

Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great

Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks

Phantom Express, Cala Maria

Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles

Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard

You signed a contract!

Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot (my name is Mugman)

Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon (fragile, empty headed, Cuphead's brother)

Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms (tricked by easy riches, now I'm picking fights with monsters)

Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack! (Twenty times my size, oh snap!)

Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great (I'm sorry that we bet it all)

Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks (I'm sorry that we have to hurt you)

Phantom Express, Cala Maria

Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles (we all signed the dotted line)

Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard (now it's your soul or mine)

You signed a contract! (We signed a contract!)

Snake eyes, King Dice

Deck is stacked, dice are loaded, yet I still survive

Don't deal with the devil, a lesson that I learned well

Still indebted, so I rebelled

We descended, made him cry and now it's settled

Say goodbye to that darn devil

Swear the story's not embellished

I'm a dish, a bit disheveled

Relishing the bellows from my fellow fiends of Inkwell

That I let go, "Hip-hip-Hoorah" echos

Turn the page and say all's well that ends well!