God, That's Good!

Ladies and gentlemen

May I have your attention, perlease?

Are your nostrils a-quiver and tingling

As well at that delicate, luscious ambrosial smell?

Yes they are, I can tell

Well, ladies and gentlemen

That aroma enriching the breeze

Is like nothing compared to its succulent source

As the gourmets among you will tell you, of course

Ladies and gentlemen

You can't imagine the rapture in store

Just inside of this door!

There you'll sample

Mrs. Lovett's meat pies

Savoury and sweet pies

As you'll see

You who eat pies

Mrs. Lovett's meat pies

Conjure up the treat pies

Used to be

Over here, boy, how about some ale?

Let me have another, laddie! (Tell me, are they flavorsome?)

Right away (Could we have some service over here, boy?)

Could we have some service, waiter?

Toby!

Coming!

'Scuse me

Ale, there!

Right, ma'am!

Quick now!

God, that's good!

Nice to see you, dearie

How have you been keeping?

Cor, me bones is weary

Toby, one for the gentleman

Hear the birdies cheeping

Helps to keep it cheery

Toby, throw the old woman out!

God, that's good!

What's your pleasure, dearie?

No, we don't cut slices

Cor, me eyes is bleary!

Toby!

None for the gentleman!

I could up me prices

I'm a little leery

Business couldn't be better, though

God, that's good!

Knock on wood

Psst!

Excuse me

Psst!

Dear, see to the customers

Psst!

Yes, what, love?

Quick, though, the trade is brisk

But it's six o'clock!

So it's six o'clock

It was due to arrive

At a quarter to five

And it's six o'clock! (And it's probably already down the block!)

I've been waiting all day! (It'll be here, it'll be here!)

(Have a beaker of beer)

But it should have been here (And stop worrying, dear)

By now! (Now, now)

More hot pies!

You'll come back God! (Will you wait there)

When it comes? (Cooly)

Cause my customers truly

Are getting unruly

And what's your pleasure, dearie?

Oops! I beg your pardon!

Just me hands is smeary

Toby!

Run for the gentleman!

Don't you love a garden?

Always makes me teary

Must be one of them foreigners

God, that's good!

That is delicious!

What's my secret

Frankly, dear, forgive my candor

Family secret

All to do with herbs

Things like being careful with your coriander

That's what makes the gravy grander!

More hot pies!

More hot!

More pies!

Psst!

Excuse me

Psst!

Dear, see to the customers

Psst!

What now, love?

Quick, though, the trade is brisk

But it's here!

It's where?

Coming up the stair!

I'll get rid of this lot

As they're still pretty hot

And then I'll be there! (It's about to be opened, or don't you care?)

No, I'll be there!

I will be there! (But, we have to prepare!)

But they'll never be sold

If I let 'em get cold

Oh, and

Incidentally, dearie

You know Mrs. Mooney

Sales've been so dreary

Toby!

Poor thing is penniless

What about that loony?

Looking sort of beery

Oh well, got her comeuppance

And that'll be thruppence and

God, that's good! That is de-, have you So she should

-Licious, ever tasted, smell such

Oh my God what more that's pies good!

Ooh! Ooh!

Is that a chair fit for a king

A wondrous neat (It's gorgeous!)

And most particular chair? (It's gorgeous)

You tell me where

Is there a seat

Can half compare (It's perfect!)

With this particular thing! (It's gorgeous!)

I have a few

Minor adjustments (You make your few)

To make (Minor adjustments)

They'll take

A moment (You take your time)

I'll call you (I'll go see to the customers)

I have another friend!

Is that a pie fit for a king

A wondrous sweet (It's gorgeous!)

And most particular thing? (It's gorgeous!)

You see, ma'am, why

There is no meat pie

Can compete (It's perfect!)

With this delectable pie (It's gorgeous!)

The crust all velvety and wavy (The crust all velvety and wavy)

That glaze, those crimps (That glaze, those crimps)

And then, the thick, succulent gravy

One whiff, one glimpse (So thick!)

Psst!

Excuse me

Psst!

Dear, see to the customers

Psst!

Yes, what, love?

Quick, now!

Me heart's aflutter!

When I pound the floor

When you pound the floor

It's a signal to show

That I'm ready to go (Yes, you told me, I know)

When I pound the floor! (You'll be ready to go)

When you pound the floor

Will you trust me?

I just want to be sure (Will you trust me?)

When I'm certain that you're (I'll be waiting below)

In place (For the whistle to blow)

I'll pound three times

Three times

And then you

Three times

If you

Exactly

More hot pies!

God!

More hot!

Right!

More pies!

Psst!

More!

Wait!

More hot pies!

More hot! More pies!

More! Hot! Pies!

Eat them slow and feel the crust, how thin she rolled it

Eat them slow cause every one's a prize

Eat them slow cause that's the lot and now we've sold it

Come again tomorrow!

Hold it!

More hot pies!

Bless my eyes!

Fresh supplies!

How about it, dearie? (Is that a pie)

Be here in a twinkling (Fit for a king)

Just confirms my theory (A wonderous sweet)

Toby, God watches over us (And most delectable thing?)

Didn't have an inkling (You see, ma'am)

Positively eerie (Why, there is not meat pie)

Toby, throw the old woman out!

God, that's good!

That is de-, have you

-Licious, ever tasted, smell such

Oh my God, what perfect, more, that's

Pies, such flavor

God, that's good!