Wonderland

Ivy's birthday's in a week

I want to get her something mad

How about a pair of faker boobs?

An STD she hasn't had?

You should throw her a surprise

We'll help you make it uppercrust

Yeah, something classy, something small

You'll help?

Matthew, where's the trust?

Trust for what?

That you've done smut

Oh, we were talking about the rave

I made the snacks

I've got the guide

I guess we're set

We need a ride

The church's van

You have the keys

So I should steal it?

Borrow

Please?

Why not?

Well, where do I begin?

It's all we got

One little sin

Come to wonderland where never never finds you

For one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling light

Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion

You're floating, rolling, free, and life is as it ought to be

How far away is this rave?

Just make sure the tank is full

Just come

This map is kinda vague

When we're close we'll feel the pull

I have some clothes that you can wear

And what is that supposed to mean?

You look like a million bucks

Wear something cheaper to the scene

There's no way to cross this road

I think the map is upside down

Our parents had it easier

The disco didn't move around

Yeah, but who can groove to that?

And what's with spelling with your hands?

Did you ever see them rolling?

God, they'd never understand

Off to wonderland where never never finds you

For one enchanted night of dreams disguised in swirling light

Ten thousand friends to make an ecstasy of motion

You're floating, rolling, free, and life is as it ought to be

Now there's more than one way to feel alive

That's why the party never ends

Though X is still the treat of choice

I've brought along some friends

Boys and girls, our show today

Is brought to you by the letters "G" and "K"

What?

G and K, they are both intense

And enhance your X experience

Professor

Exhibit A

"K", sit back, listen and learn

A couple of sniffs with a two-second burn

The return is worth every bit

Trust me kids, this is powerful, powder-ful shit, sit

Watch what I come with

Watch-wa-wa-watch what I come with

On it, the way that I'm on

You suckers and fuckers gonna love how you gone

You're golden

Secret scenes unfoldin'

You're feelin' emboldend

You tuckin' and rollin'

You're part of the action, but standing apart

You're fast as a fraction, the fact is attraction

Is on 'til dawn, but don't overtake it

High are the stakes when you find that you wake in a "K" hole

Like a roll gone bad

Worse than the worst shit that you've ever had

You're taken Jake, shaken and stirred

Your life is a prison and your vision is blurred

You're beggin' and buggin', 'cause your soul is so lonely

Your only defense is the fact that you know me

I got your back, but I won't babysit

I don't need that shit

Exhibit B

"G", comes clear, but I color it blue

So you won't use the "thought it was water" excuse

Liquid X is in effect, but that's her formal name

Take her out once and you're never the same

All my ladies

Huh?

All my ladies?

Yeah

To my fellas

Yeah?

To my fellas

Yeah

Pay attention my friends, 'cause class is in session

A lesson won't lessen, so take the point that I'm stressin'

This is stronger than "K", overdose ain't a joke

Too much is a coma, breathin' slow 'til you choke

So show me you care, and party hardy aware

I ain't draggin' your ass home if you fail to beware

It's fun for all y'all, and it's all for fun

But in the back of your mind, remember rule number one

I know you know X, but this shit has its limits

Play the game, player, but play to stay in it, unh

Don't do that when I take you home

So, are you in or not?

What time?

We would have to leave by nine

Come on, it'll be fun

I don't know, maybe

Maybe?

Alright I'll go