Auditions

But soft what light through yonder window breaks?

It is the east and Juliet is the sun

Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon

Who is already sick and pale with grief

That thou her maid art far more fair than she

Be not her maid, since she is envious

Her vestal livery is but sick

And none but fools do wear it

Cast it off, cast it off

'Tis but thy name that is my enemy

Thou art thyself, though not a Montague

What's Montague? It is nor hand, nor foot

It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face

Oh, be some other name belonging to a man

Hey, what's in a name?

That which we call a rose (By any other name)

Would smell as sweet

My only love sprung from my only hate, from my only

(Think of marriage now, think of marriage now)

(He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead)

(Thy drugs quick, thus with a kiss I die)

I think I've seen all I can stand to see

Sister, I—

Straight tripping girl

I know you didn't just interrupt me

And what's with the warble

Snow White in the house

You're quite a dancer

Too bad you opened your mouth

I have a Romeo who's well-rehearsed

Then there's the rest of you

The show has got to be cursed

This play's a tragedy without a doubt

Now are there any other fools here to make me fall out?

With love's light wings did I o'er-perch these walls

For stony limits cannot hold love out

And what love can do that dares love

Attempt thy kinsmen are no stop to me

If they do see thee, they will murder thee

Alack

There lies more peril in thine eye

Than twenty of their swords

Look thou but sweet

And I am proof against their enmity

I would not for the world they saw thee here

I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes

And but thou love me, let them find me here

My life were better ended by their hate

Than death prorogued, wanting of thy love

By whose direction foundst thou out this place?

By love, that first did prompt me to inquire

Enough! Shut up

I'll go make my decisions, I'll be back in a few

(Please) Girl, what is wrong with you? (Can I have one more chance—)

What made you change your mind?

I thought I should try

You nailed it

Unforgettable

One talented guy

Reminder, we'll meet in Tanya's room on Friday night

We'll be there

You're not going, are you?

Get me orders

I don't know, I might

Remember back when all we needed was beer?

When we were freshmen and everything was clear

Except your skin

No more cat fights once we leave for the rave

Then put the princess in the trunk

If we drag her behind, I'll behave

I'm gonna announce the cast list now

And I don't want any drama until the first rehearsal

You got that?

You all did very well

And of course everyone is guaranteed a spot in the chorus

Principals: Nurse, Nadia McConnell

Surprise...

I said no drama

Or you're gonna need a nurse

You got that?

Yes, sister!

Benvolio, Lucas Carter

Tybalt, Matthew Lloyd

Romeo, Jason McConnell

Juliet, Ivy Robinson

Lady Capulet, Tanya Garrett

Lady Montague, hmm

Diane Lee, does your father have a camcorder?

Yes, sister

Lady Montague, Diane Lee

♪

Hear my voice

Did you really hear me?

Hear my voice

I don't think you see me

And you think you know me

Did you really hear me?

Would you really know me?

And you think you see me

Hear my voice

And you think you know me

But you didn't hear me

And you think you know me

See me

And you think you know me

♪

Didn't know you were auditioning

Well, neither did I, decided this morning

Just like that, huh?

Yup

Well, congratulations

Mom, we both got cast, we're in the show

Best friends playing best friends, how poetic

I knew that you would want to know

Well you know I would love you either way

But I love you more now

Oh Mom, here's Jason, say hello

What? Oh, okay

No, never mind, we have to go

Call me with dates Peter

The whole family will come

Even your father, I'll make sure of it

Love you Mom

And I love you Peter

Excelsior!